Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Because Sometimes I Just Can't Take it Anymore

On Mon, Feb 9, 2009 at 3:28 PM, MICROSOFT ONLINE PROMO <promo2009@lottery.co.uk> wrote:

Dear winner,

We are pleased to inform you today that you are one of the five lucky
winner of the MICROSOFT 2009 anniversary draw, held on the 8th of febuary
2009.

Contact claims representative for 1 million GBP

Name :TOM ROGER
Email:tommy_roger2008@yahoo.com

forward your details to him for delivery process, Provide him with the
information below:

REFERENCE NUMBER:UK/0147X4/74
BATCH NUMBER:014/070/AY7
TICKET NUMBER:005-4432-971-878

1,Name
2,tell
3,adress,

Sincerely,
Mr. Richard Lenox

____________________________________________

to: tommy_roger2008@yahoo.com,promo2009@lottery.co.uk
date: Mon, Feb 9, 2009 at 4:33 PM
subject: Re: CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A WINNER

Dear "Mr. Richard Lenox":

Do people seriously fall for this? I mean, seriously?

First of all, you might want to get a spell checker. I counted 18 spelling, grammatical, or punctuation errors in your short message.
Second of all, a yahoo email address? Really? How authentic.

People like you need to go and find real jobs instead of spending all your time spamming and scamming. Maybe going back to primary school would improve your basic writing skills enough that you could actually write a resume or complete a job application and become a contributing member of society.

Most sincerely,
"Mrs. Beatrix Potter"

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