Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Things I Think are Gross or Otherwise Ick Me Out, Part IV

Just for fun, I made a list of 100 things that ick me out on some level. This is meant to be funny, so if you see your favorite food/activity/object/word on here, don't be offended--I'm sure there's something I eat/do/own/say that totally icks you out, too.

76.  Cottage cheese
77.  Blue cheese
78.  Cream cheese
79.  Velveeta "cheese" and "American" cheese (Kraft singles)
80.  Cloth diapers, reusable wipes, and the machines they're washed in
81.  Eye goop
82.  Spiders, earwigs, and cockroaches
83.  Liposuction
84.  Strapless clothing
85.  Touching arms with strangers (like on airplanes)
86.  Yogurt (and its tangy flavor thanks to its live cultures)
87.  My fingernails catching on anything
88.  The sound of anyone else's fingernails catching on anything, including during back scratches
89.  Raisins
90.  Dog slobber 
91.  Finding a worm while shucking corn
92.  The "stuf" in double stuf Oreo's (particularly when it's dyed)
93.  Meat that's cooked in the microwave
94.  Hair on shower walls 
95.  Leggings, particularly with loud prints, when worn as pants (instead of, say, under a dress or long shirt)
96.  When people swallow toothpaste
97.  The words "so" and "very" when used together (as in, "I love him so very much")
98.  Mold
99.  Shortening/trans fat
100.  Typos in professional publications

Okay, you've read 100 of mine. What are some of yours?

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Things I Think are Gross or Otherwise Ick Me Out, Part III

Just for fun, I made a list of 100 things that ick me out on some level. This is meant to be funny, so if you see your favorite food/activity/object/word on here, don't be offended--I'm sure there's something I eat/do/own/say that totally icks you out, too.

51.  Almost any food that's overly processed and full of artificial anything (colors, flavors, sweeteners, fats) and is packed with chemicals and preservatives
52.  The word "snag"
53.  Mustaches
54.  Children's panoramic dental xrays that show baby teeth and developing permanent teeth 
55.  Raw meat
56.  Made up or horribly misspelled names
57.  Pumping (my own) breast milk 
58.  Gauze or cotton rolls in my mouth
59.  Sweetened condensed milk
60.  The "trash cans" in women's bathroom stalls
61.  Tanning beds
62.  Canned peas
63.  Chimpanzees
64.  When a guy marries a woman 15+ years his junior
65.  Thongs
66.  Casseroles 
67.  Marching bands
68.  "Automatic" flush toilets
69.  Liquid foundation makeup
70.  Almond flavoring
71.  Being numb from anesthetic
72.  Spit valves on brass instruments
73.  The word "loaf" when not used with the word "bread"
74.  Jersey cotton and/or polyester sheets
75.  Tattoos, gauged ears and face/body piercings

Monday, October 19, 2015

Things I Think are Gross or Otherwise Ick Me Out, Part II

Just for fun, I made a list of 100 things that ick me out on some level. This is meant to be funny, so if you see your favorite food/activity/object/word on here, don't be offended--I'm sure there's something I eat/do/own/say that totally icks you out, too.

26.  Socks, clean or dirty
27.  When Jay takes off his socks with his toes
28.  When seeds start to sprout inside of uncut tomatoes
29.  Seeing/hearing the popping of the distal knuckles, thumb knuckles, knees, and neck when the person grabs and cranks their own head
30.  Cooked carrots
31.  Country music
32.  Old, crusty rags
33.  The word "crusty"
34.  When people say "supposably" instead of "supposedly"
35.  Chunky, high contrast hair highlights
36.  Any form of "liquid" candy (Gushers, cherry cordial filled chocolates, cough drops with syrup in the middle)
37.  One-ply toilet paper
38.  Fast food
39.  Being shocked on trampolines
40.  Hair plugs
41.  Milk that's even a hint past its prime
42.  Bikinis
43.  Men's speedos
44.  Wrestling, boxing, and UFC
45.  Those nasty tomato plant caterpillars with the nasty red spike on their butts. Also, the creepy green inchworms that eat my basil plants
46.  Drinking fountains
47.  Other people's dryer lint
48.  Mayonnaise/Miracle Whip
49.  The rough feeling of old or cheap towels
50.  Petting greasy dogs

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Things I Think are Gross or Otherwise Ick Me Out, Part I

Just for fun, I made a list of 100 things that ick me out on some level. This is meant to be funny, so if you see your favorite food/activity/object/word on here, don't be offended--I'm sure there's something I eat/do/own/say that totally icks you out, too.
  1. Shoelaces
  2. The word "hubby"
  3. The feel of paper towels
  4. The strings on bananas
  5. Ratted hair
  6. When people call the bathroom "the little girls' room"
  7. Powdered milk
  8. When women change stinky diapers in the mothers' lounge
  9. Runny noses
  10. Weevils
  11. Sweaty handshakes
  12. When you can see cavities in people's teeth
  13. Aspartame, Splenda, Truvia, or any other artificial sweetener
  14. Being called "sweetie," "mama," or "honey," especially in doctors' offices
  15. Pigeons and other mangy looking birds
  16. Body waxing
  17. The word "luscious"
  18. Folding or wearing static-y clothes
  19. Ketchup
  20. Text speak (including the ubiquitous LOL)
  21. When cats scratch on things
  22. Breakfast sausage
  23. The doorknobs and sinks in public bathrooms
  24. The word "gobs"
  25. Seaweed